[agincourt1415]

I am going to offer bags of Crushed Glass (to crawl on) for Republican Voters, LOL!

[dogcaller]

My representative, Eric Cantor-R, here in Virginia is a fine conservative and one of the few Jewish members of Congress. I will crawl over that crushed glass to vote for him again (and drag my wife with me).

[stands2reason]

I'd suggest noseplugs as well.