Posted on 08/10/2006 8:08:39 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
What? Is he saying Ann Coulter's an illegitimate child (which isn't true, so why would he say that?)?
What does he mean by "pillow"? What is this idiot talking about? He makes no sense.
Olderman just reinforced his idiocy by giggling like a girl at this crap.
"Given he's gay, I expect his olive is regularly stuffed..."
Was that really necessary?
(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)
"An illegitimate pillow?" What the heck does that even mean? Was Musto carrying an open tequila bottle, by any chance?
Yes, I'm afraid it was...
That Michael Musto can be SUCH a bitch...
But which one is a Princess and which one is a Queen?
It took me awhile to figure it out too. People are saying that maybe Katie wasn't pregnant because no one has seen the baby. If Katie wasn't pregnant, then she must have shoved a pillow under her clothes to simulate pregnancy. Therefore, the pictures will be of a pillow.
Now, since Cruise and Holmes aren't married, the pillow (even though it is an inanimate object) must be illegitimate. This is also known as a bastard. The child/pillow is also reported to be female.
That is how we get female, bastard, pillow. Where Ann fits in is beyond me.
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