Put a prostitute's toe in a freakshow's mouth and he could say anything. Tomorrow maybe he'll give us an updated Hurricane forecast.</p>
Have to admit, I had a hard time getting past that one.
How about "Dick Morris, America's most prominent Toe-sucking campaign strategist"...
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Morris :
...it was revealed that he had had an extramarital affair with a prostitute (named Sherry Rowlands) ... Morris's favorite sexual fetish was toe-sucking...