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Gay Synchronized Swim Team Barred From Stanford Meet
NBC11 ^ | August 8, 2006

Posted on 08/08/2006 1:11:21 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: Yo-Yo

"I don't swim well."

LOL.


41 posted on 08/08/2006 2:40:45 PM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: nickcarraway

And, in the middle of one of their formations, a huge blob of semen bubbles up into the center of the pool.

Brucie yells out "Ok, which one of you guys farted???"


42 posted on 08/08/2006 2:43:53 PM PDT by aShepard (Maybe the UN should donate UNICEF proceeds to the Gates Foundation, and fold!)
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To: pollyannaish
Lol

"I'm not that strong a swimmer..."

43 posted on 08/08/2006 2:47:32 PM PDT by Textide
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To: Textide

LOL. At least he could touch the bottom with the ball of his foot.

Hijacking the thread for just a moment, do you remember a sketch that year where Rich Hall used the automatic floor mats to create shoes that opened doors...and took out his boss played by Jim Belushi? Still makes me laugh.

There were some truly brilliant sketches that year because it better to look good than to feel good. Of course.


44 posted on 08/08/2006 2:52:19 PM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: pollyannaish

Sorry, don't remember that one. Sounds like a good excuse to watch SNL reruns though.


45 posted on 08/08/2006 3:06:45 PM PDT by Textide
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To: Textide
LOL. Definitely. It was truly brilliant.
46 posted on 08/08/2006 3:10:55 PM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: pollyannaish
Through the magic of the internet....

SNL Synchronized Swimming

47 posted on 08/08/2006 3:12:09 PM PDT by Textide
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To: edcoil

Or men-only gyms/fitness clubs.


48 posted on 08/08/2006 3:13:26 PM PDT by quark
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe they should attend water games in the Cayman Islands.


49 posted on 08/08/2006 3:14:42 PM PDT by jw777
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You cannot make this stuff up! I mean come on, Gay Synchronized Swim Team... That joke writes itself! And did I read right, its an issue in... San Fancisco?


50 posted on 08/08/2006 3:18:44 PM PDT by USAFJeeper
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To: TexasCajun
The Hemorrhoid Horde?
51 posted on 08/08/2006 3:19:19 PM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!!)
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To: nickcarraway

Is it their fault they were born with male parts? I did not know Standford was so bigoted.


52 posted on 08/08/2006 3:19:52 PM PDT by Always Right
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Why the need to qualify the team as 'gay'?

Because if they were white christians no one would care if they were discriminated against.

53 posted on 08/08/2006 3:20:50 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: nickcarraway

Now tell me you don't want to see these guys perform?

54 posted on 08/08/2006 3:27:17 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: TightyRighty

That is entirely more information than I need to see.


55 posted on 08/08/2006 3:30:07 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: nickcarraway

Couldn't they have just stuck at ice-skating??


56 posted on 08/08/2006 3:33:04 PM PDT by Suzy Quzy ("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
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To: nickcarraway
women-only.

I understand that terminology. Is there something about gay men that also inhibit their understanding of basic language?

57 posted on 08/08/2006 5:03:29 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama (Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
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