[Mordacious]

That's VERY weird, indeed and almost unbelievable.

Almost unbelievable? So you think I'm almost a liar?

[nopardons]

No, that's why I said "almost".

I smoke, not nearly as much as your relative, but the things in my pantry don't smell of smoke.

And you could have easily gotten the smoke smell out of linens by washing them. Instead, you threw them out.