Although, suffice it to say, it appears that two beautiful women are undressing, which cannot be a bad thing.
I'm familiar with firearms, but perhaps some other FReepers can explain what I'm seeing in the foreground of that picture (took me a while to notice it was there...) ;-)
Looks like an M-16, but the magazine arrangement seems "off". Some sort of weapon-mounted spare magazine holder, perhaps? What say you, fellas?
I think they're at the beach.