Why, they should ban bug zappers. In my day, we didn't have bug zappers or mosqito netting because we were too busy looking at the stars. That and using the Sears catalog to wipe our butts in the outhouse. And they should outlaw bathrooms and bring back outhouses: People sitting on their butts for an hour reading trashy novels...nope I say bring back the good ole penny books and hard rock candy that cause your teeth to go black on account of...