[writer33]

Ping!

[GeronL]

is this the same disease I called Autonomous Irrational Leftism???

[Enterprise]

Well, you didn't do ME any favors! The downside is that I had cheetah trained to get me a banana, and now he tells me to get off my leopard skin covered ass and get my own banana! The upside is that he can recognize what is and what is NOT a vine.

[Budge]

To see these monkeys go from a near zombie, to an informed group, almost brought me to tears. Just imagine what we can do with the U.S. Senate.”

I was waiting for that shoe to fall!

Good one, Chris!

[HopefulPatriot]

After talking with Dr. Duke, the vaccine works by developing antibodies that inhibit the transmission of information from one side of the brain to the other. Under normal evolution, the brain evolved so that almost connections for the transmission of information or nerve impulses crossed to the other side of the brain or body. It seems that in liberals, these paths were duplicated so that information is double-crossed in liberals resulting in liberals perceiving things as if they were mirror images. This explains why liberals get everything backwards.

Dr. Duke went on to say that he believes the antibody is directed at L-isomerase which would shut down only one of the optically active paths that cross connect the two sides of the brain. More research is planned to confirm this hypothesis. If Dr. Duke's hypothesis is correct, lobotomizing half-wits should have the results equivalent to giving the vaccine to Democrats.

There is more to the story however. Dr. Duke explains that although the vaccine appears to restore sanity to liberals, it has not returned their egos to normal. Although liberals get everything backwards, the apparent doubling of their own egos makes them think they are twice as smart as the half-wits they actually are. Several of the monkeys who responded favorably to the vaccine have since committed suicide when they realized that they might not be God, raising some doubts about whether vaccine testing could proceed in humans. House Republicans have proposed doubling the research funding to keep the project moving forward. Speaking on behalf of Democrats in the Senate, Senator Kennedy said that there has never been a bill to spend more money that Democrats weren't willing to support. In a show of party unity, Senator Clinton expressed her approval of Republicans finally seeing the benefits of more funding for health care, especially on the left coast in California where Dr. Duke believed he would find enough half-wits to complete the lobotomy studies.