I posited previously, a dare. I'd like any of the naysayers to join me in an experiment. They can stand up to 250 feet away from me, and my stack of 20 GROSS (144x20= 2880!) bottle rockets.
They are "Black cats", and have a fairly even climb, and explosion. I have a bunch of friends that have some, too. They'll give me some more, when I run out. I can probably only hit you with every 20-30th one. They aren't guided, either. I just aim, and light.
I will fire some at you, and you just stand there. I'll even do it blindfolded, if a friend of mine can watch from the hill, and yell down to me!
How about if I substitute a potato cannon?
My dare is worth a C-note, if you'll even let me fire the first one. Don't try to fire on me, though.
Frankly, I'd blow you away before you got the first one lit! I'd use something a little stronger. It starts with .308, and ends with Winchester.