I am probably younger than you, but if not it's my parents fault.
"I am probably younger than you, but if not it's my parents fault."
Actually, your age is only--and literally--their fault. Go to calendar. Find birthday. Count back nine months....
How old are you? And tough guy, if you say you never mention your age in public, I am definitely addding pussy to the list of everything else I've called you. (To all shrieking FR ninnies who are reacting to the use of the "P" word...that doesn't mean what you think it means. It means wussy man, ineffectual man, etc.