"I am probably younger than you, but if not it's my parents fault."
Actually, your age is only--and literally--their fault. Go to calendar. Find birthday. Count back nine months....
How old are you? And tough guy, if you say you never mention your age in public, I am definitely addding pussy to the list of everything else I've called you. (To all shrieking FR ninnies who are reacting to the use of the "P" word...that doesn't mean what you think it means. It means wussy man, ineffectual man, etc.
Okay, John. I am probably older than you based on the expansive vocabulary you have demonstrated. I am 38. Now maybe you can come up with some other ways to insult me without addressing the validity of the points I have made. Look at the number of words that I wrote and not one insulting thing was written about you, although many came to mind.