Hey, Norm, if Free Republic has nightriders, I'm kinda pissed that nobody's nailed a saddle and recruiting poster to my inbox yet........!
Posted on 08/01/2006 1:48:50 PM PDT by firehat
IMHO (in my humble opinion) UNLATCHED ©
by Norman Liebmann
In my humble opinion, George Bush pledges he is ready to extend our country’s help to Israel as long as Israel can prove it doesn’t need it. The job of being President of the United States isn’t attracting the kind of quality people it used to.
In my humble opinion, Hollywood is preparing to remake a famous western movie with Robert Downey. Instead of calling it “High Noon” it will be called “High by Noon”.
In my humble opinion, all the people in the Inner City who never get married are missing out on a lot of great foreplay.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton proved that any white kid from Arkansas can grow up to be black. Bush proved that any white kid from Texas can grow up to be Mexican. Is this a great country, or what?
In my humble opinion, after years of research, the only thing Alfred Kinsey proved about sex is, there is nothing you can get so far behind on, that you can get caught up on so fast.
In my humble opinion, Alan Colmes lives in fear that nightriders from Free Republic will come to his house and burn a hard drive on his lawn.
In my humble opinion, God said “Let there be light” - and there was noise. Even The Great I Am endures an occasional disappointment.
In my humble opinion, Charles Darwin explained everything about people in primitive societies except why they don’t take a few extra moments with themselves in front of the mirror in the morning.
In my humble opinion, Kofi Annan, the United Nations’ “N” Word General, committed his Oil for Food crimes on American soil. Seems to me that puts him inside Sheriff Arpaio’s jurisdiction.
In my humble opinion, the reason that Cindy Sheehan moved to Crawford, Texas is because she is a cupid stunt. It’s no deeper than that.
In my humble opinion, Helen Thomas is the true face of journalism
In my humble opinion, now that George Bush has “made nice” with the NAACP, Caucasian school children will be bused off to Uganda for sensitivity training.
In my humble opinion, Pope Benedict XVI has blamed everything on Israel. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
In my humble opinion, the nearest thing Bill Clinton ever took on as a challenge was working as a sighted pool hustler at The Braille Institute.
In my humble opinion, it is just a matter of time until the NAACP insists George Washington be dug up and his plot in the cemetery be given to Rosa Parks.
In my humble opinion, the NRA should declare Open Season on all UN delegates before they can propagate, and doom the world.
In my humble opinion, Dr. Livingstone went to Africa to do missionary work among the heathen. He should have gone to Detroit.
In my humble opinion, Kofi Annan should be referred to, not as black, but as blick, principally because it rhymes with the word plick.
In my humble opinion, Saddam Hussein wants to be executed by a firing squad. Give him what he wants, and put it on my tab.
In my humble opinion, George Bush has determined that illegal aliens will fit right in if Congress passes a resolution declaring vagrancy “the American Way of Life”.
In my humble opinion, some people are though rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Now they’re deciding where to put up the No Smoking signs aboard the Hindenburg.
In my humble opinion, in the new genre of homosexual cowboy pictures there will be no saloons – just salons. (“Alright, Bruce, draw. This town ain’t gay enough for the both of us”.)
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton suffers from a condition called reverse priapism. His erection can’t make him go away.
In my humble opinion, the UN should be moved to one of the African nations where the starvation and disease will take the some of the edge off their condescending attitude toward the United States.
In my humble opinion, in that George Bush has done nothing about illegal immigration, nothing about Iran going nuclear, nothing about North Korea launching missiles, he has rightfully earned the sobriquet of Dudley Do Nothing.
In my humble opinion, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s amnesty.
In my humble opinion, all illegal aliens entering the United States must wear an opium poppy in their lapels for identification. The Border Patrol is really tightening up security.
In my humble opinion, Mel Gibson wasn’t drunk. It’s just that Danny Glover bit him on the neck. Incidentally, Gibson should change the name of his movie from Thunderdrome to Blunderdrome.
In my humble opinion, there’s talk about putting on a television show called The Inner City. It looks like the cast is already on every channel.
In my humble opinion, Kofi Annan is the Sleeping Car Porter who made good. To this day he occasionally gets one of those flashbacks and announces to the Security Council, ”Ge’nemens, we be pullin’ into Cincinnati in ten minutes.”
In my humble opinion, George Bush may have a less benign perception of Mexicans once the Katyusha rockets start arcing in from Tijuana.
In my humble opinion, the President of Spain is now famous for wearing a Palestinian rag on his head. Among the other things his country is famous for are The Spanish Armada, The Spanish Inquisition, and The Spanish Fly, which has been put out of business by Viagra.) What a culture!
In my humble opinion, while Syria and Iran have loaded the Hezbollah up with rockets, Bush hasn’t sent Israel a Hallmark condolence card.
In my humble opinion, Kofi Annan should be called The Croupier General as long as he’s going to shoot crap with other countries’ freedoms.
In my humble opinion, George Bush’s idée fixe about compassion has diluted whatever perception the world ever had of America as a super power.
In my humble opinion, if the reports from Darfur are true that people there have starved to death, apparently the UN troops have no compunctions about raping their corpses.
In my humble opinion, the next presidential election will be a shoo in for the candidate who announces to that gaggle at the United Nations, “Up with this shit we don’t put”.
In my humble opinion, Mel Gibson should clean up his act. He’s giving all the other drunken anti-Semites a bad name.
In my humble opinion, Could it be, if Desdemona had listened to her mother and married a white guy she’d be alive today?
In my humble opinion, it’s significant that the UN never gets any threats from terrorists. It’s the only peace the UN peacekeepers seem able to keep.
In my humble opinion, Bush and Blair are not an alliance. They are a suicide pact.
In my humble opinion, it would be a better world if the avocadoes picked the illegal aliens.
In my humble opinion, if Latino Gangs can say “Stick ‘em up” in English, the rest of the English language can’t be all that hard to learn.
In my humble opinion, crooked politicians mastered the technique for shoveling corruption into piles. Instead of having it carted it away they decide to just leave it where it is and call it Arkansas.
In my humble opinion, the last guy I saw with a scruffy beard like Kofi Annan’s was sleeping under a bridge.
In my humble opinion, Islam is not a religion. It is a murder cult.
In my humble opinion, America could lose its freedom due to a political infestation of Congressional procrastinators called too late-niks.
In my humble opinion, whenever Kofi Annan is not attired in feathers and the skin of some endangered animal he’s looks out of uniform.
In my humble opinion, the good thing about Addis Ababa is Bill Clinton hasn’t moved his office there.
In my humble opinion, Bush can’t figure out who the enemy is.
In my humble opinion, Africa produced Duke Ellington but celebrates Jesse Jackson. Go figure.
In my humble opinion, in Vermont, homosexuality is considered one of the manly arts. Hey, guys, whatever works.
In my humble opinion, it’s just a matter of time until half the people in America are going to the other half for counseling,
In my humble opinion, Bush’s war on terror is finding everything but a target.
In my humble opinion, if the Democrats succeed in making Bush back away from a wholly justified war in the Middle East, henceforth Presidents of the United States will be able to preside - but not able to govern.
In my humble opinion, a domestic partnership is the formalization of what appears to be a carnal coincidence.
In my humble opinion, Dan Rather still being a journalist constitutes the most reasonable argument yet for shooting the messenger.
In my humble opinion, that fact that Bill Clinton is still at large will give you a pretty good idea of just how full God’s calendar is.
In my humble opinion, if America is ever forced to fight a war, it will be without allies we never had.
In my humble opinion, the smartest thing Colin Powell ever did was to step aside and give somebody else a chance to fail.
In my humble opinion, Kofi Annan’s son (was that sucker’s name Bongo Annan?) was up to his ass in the UN’s Oil for Fraud scandal, proving the adage that the horse apple doesn’t fall far from the horse.
In my humble opinion, Americans will curse every day in which George Bush failed to save America by nuking Iran first.
and this …
In my humble opinion, Americans should arm themselves. ‘Nuff said.
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Stop holding it all in - tell us what you REALLY think of Kofi!
Yeah and opinions are like @ssholes, everybody has one!
In my humble opinion, another great read. I like your style Norman.
Well done!
Excellent!
George Bush pledges he is ready to extend our country’s help to Israel as long as Israel can prove it doesn’t need it.
Huh?
I didn't quite understand that one either. We are helping them. This President is quite different than ones in the past, thank GOD!
New guy, firehat has been around here since Christ was an Alter boy, he has always supported FR unlike others, Trixie for example.
He has been one of the few Hollyweid people that that have been a true and consistent Conservative since I ran across this place in '97. So back off and do some research about who firehat is before you run your face.
Chill out dude. I agree with most of his opinions, I just didn't understand the "support if they don't need it". I was questioning his statement. I wasn't passing judgement. So back off yourself. Letting your emotions rule your thinking is not a good thing in most instances.
By the way, last time I checked, I only have two legs not the required three for "New guy".
Hey, Norm, if Free Republic has nightriders, I'm kinda pissed that nobody's nailed a saddle and recruiting poster to my inbox yet........!
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