You have the same problem as millipedes.
When asked about which foot comes first, they go into spasms.
Real millipedes do not have this problem. Christian apologeticists have more complicated beliefs than any millipede has legs.
"When asked about which foot comes first, they go into spasms."
Actually, millipedes are pretty well coordinated, or else they'd be tripping all over themselves. Just the way you do with your 192 Lutheran subdivisions within a larger group (Protestants) having fewer total subdivisions. I guess there must be a negative number of sects somewhere in the Protestant set, right?
Still waiting for those references to atheists in the U.S. Constitution....waiting....waiting....snore.