"When asked about which foot comes first, they go into spasms."
Actually, millipedes are pretty well coordinated, or else they'd be tripping all over themselves. Just the way you do with your 192 Lutheran subdivisions within a larger group (Protestants) having fewer total subdivisions. I guess there must be a negative number of sects somewhere in the Protestant set, right?
Still waiting for those references to atheists in the U.S. Constitution....waiting....waiting....snore.
Obviously better than Christian churches. Who are uncoordinated into Catholic (western rite, eastern rite varieties) and Protestant sects, about 189+/- denominations, sects and cults.
Christians can't even agree on whether Mormons, Unitarians, Christian Scientists, Copts, Jehovah's Witnesses, Quakers,... are "true Christians".
Whether Southern Baptists have the "one true faith" is disputed by Roman Catholics. And so on for all the sectarian divisions and schisms.