"Christians can't even agree on Catholic or Lutheran doctrines. Catholics are schismed into 12 or so groups; Protestants into 189 sects."
In a previous post you said the Lutherans alone had 192 distinct branches. Which is it? Better check one of those old atheists books of talking points again.
"It is clear that 340,000 pastors and priests have an agenda to keep them supported without doing anything productive."
Wow. What a grand slur. Actually, if someone wants to be supported without doing anything productive, he should look to a government program for help. The next best place might be academia.
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You have the same problem as millipedes.
When asked about which foot comes first, they go into spasms.
Real millipedes do not have this problem. Christian apologeticists have more complicated beliefs than any millipede has legs.