I'd like to beat the sh*t out of a smoker when he blows his poison near me. He probably wouldn't be able to fight back because smokers are so weak and get winded so easily."These jackasses are SOOOO studly tough and can take on the world because they're healthy and all that, yet run away like little girls when they come across unpleasent odors?
(No offense to little girls)
Why, I bet they'd even take a mighty swing at a smoker with their purses, given enough provocation. ;-)