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To: SheLion

Free Republic has replaced my neighborhood tavern.

I mix my own drinks and pocket the profits and tips.

I don't have any danger of a DUI.

I smoke fine cigars without dirty looks from fellow patrons.

It's open 24 hours a day.

Since they passed the smoke free ordinance around here, the only bars prospering are gay.


10 posted on 07/31/2006 5:39:03 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (WARNING: Alcohol may cause you to think you are whispering when you are definitely not.)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus
"Since they passed the smoke free ordinance around here, the only bars prospering are gay."

And the things likely going on in there and following encounters there are more hazardous to the patrons health than any smoking that was going on in the taverns before the ban.....

12 posted on 07/31/2006 5:40:50 AM PDT by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus
Free Republic has replaced my neighborhood tavern.

I mix my own drinks and pocket the profits and tips.

I don't have any danger of a DUI.

I smoke fine cigars without dirty looks from fellow patrons.

It's open 24 hours a day.

I hear THAT!  The same here.  My friends come over and we gather here, smoke, drink whatever we like.  I feel sorry for the businesses in town, but hey!  I refuse to go to a restaurant and/or bar or tavern and spend my good money in a reform school setting.  No way!

            

20 posted on 07/31/2006 5:50:40 AM PDT by SheLion ("If you're legal, you can fly with the Eagle!" - Michael Anthony)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus

I always feel sorry for anyone who replaces real life with internet activites.


46 posted on 07/31/2006 6:53:16 AM PDT by Eagle Eye (There ought to be a law against excess legislation.)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus

That's because the gays smoke, just not cigarettes.


125 posted on 07/31/2006 8:49:53 AM PDT by nygoose
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