Nah, if he was playing straight, he'd be looking down her blouse -- he's got the perfect vantage point for some hooter hawkin'. Yet instead he's checking out the guy over on the right...
Daaay-yum, that's one cute piece of arm candy, tho'... ya know who she is?
AND WHAT IS THIS?!?!? I think it's some sort of... naa-a-ahh I can't say it:
