Hey everyone, haven't you heard?
Jesus is really for abortion.
He's even for partial-birth abortion too.
He's also in favor of quota systems and affirmative action.
Not to mention gun control (and spear and sword control). Jesus hates the Second Amendment because it's been misunderstood to be an individual right. Jesus is sort of in a corner when it is pointed out that in the founding fathers' time when they WROTE the bill of rights, the 'militia' was clearly known and accepted to be any able-bodied man between 18 and 42 years of age.
Jesus understands however that abortion rights, while never explicitly stated in the Constitution or bill of rights, actually is there under this greyish 'right to privacy' idea. May it really is under the 'pursuit of happiness' clause, says Jesus.
And just the other day Jesus sided with PETA and although eating the Passover lamb dinners for 33 years and eating fishes his whole life, now says it's immoral for Christians not to be vegetarians.
And Jesus no longer wants us to be missionaries and share the Good News with others and (horrors) maybe they become Christians themselves. Jesus now says He is NOT the only way to heaven, and that whatevers and whoevers can get to heaven as long as they are sincere and good whatevers.
/sarc
Man, who the heck is going to jump ship and believe this liberal pap? To them it's just a technique to reach a demographic. It's pathetic.
Actually, Liberals think Jesus was just an early Gandhi. That is, first and foremost, their understanding of Jesus Christ - unconditional pacifism, and unconditional tolerance - with a smidgen of socialism.
Jesus is also in favor of appeasing evil...The entire Old Testament is a record of how God winked at and coddled evil nations and the sins of his own people. /sarc