As a Minnesotan, I would like to apologize to the entire world for the grotesque idiocy of our senior Senator Marky Dayton.
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I forgive you...if you'll forgive me and my fellow Pennsylvanians for Senator Arlen Sphincter.
LOL. What a burden to have to deliver that apology. Dayton is a piece of work.
"I'm willing to look anew at what he's done," Dayton, D-Minn., said in a telephone interview. "I want to let the committee hearing fill the record on those pros and cons."
Translation =
I have already made up my mind but want to look even more like a nebbish.
Hey, I'll gladly forgive you, as long as you forgive us in the People's Republic of Illinois for unleashing Turbin Durbin and Osama Obama on the world (You've got the harder forgiving job here, I can assure you).