Give that man a hand...I don't post too often, but this bit of strangeness caught my eye.
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To: photovoltaic
Did it for Allah? Ewwwww, shudder. It is certainly strange.
I'm not an expert on Halal food, but I'm guessing this threw a wrench into the works - I mean, 'people' aren't exactly Halal are they? I hope they closed down for the day after that, at least the butcher...
To: photovoltaic; dead; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
To: photovoltaic
Was it possessed?
Ash's hand went bad, so he cut it off.
33 posted on
07/25/2006 10:30:22 AM PDT by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: photovoltaic
34 posted on
07/25/2006 10:32:53 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent)
To: photovoltaic
To: photovoltaic
This is what happens when you eat too much goat meat. There's inevitably a billy to pay, and I'm not kidding.
Leni
To: photovoltaic
Outside, another witness said, the man announced that he had used the meat saw to cut off his hand "for Allah."Oh good. What is Allah doing with the severed hand now? I suspect it is rotting in a trash can somewhere.
38 posted on
07/25/2006 10:38:47 AM PDT by
Myrddin
To: photovoltaic
41 posted on
07/25/2006 10:41:36 AM PDT by
Rockitz
(This isn't rocket science- Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
To: photovoltaic
The customer ran down the Springfield store's center aisle and into the front parking lot, leaving a trail of blood and yelling repeatedly that he was "not a terrorist." "If I had been an actual terrorist you would all be dead now"
43 posted on
07/25/2006 10:45:32 AM PDT by
palmer
(Money problems do not come from a lack of money, but from living an excessive, unrealistic lifestyle)
To: photovoltaic
"Throw ya hands in the air, and catch 'em like you just don't care..."
44 posted on
07/25/2006 10:46:37 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(...I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just couldn't resist.)
To: photovoltaic
I hate when that happens. It takes forever to disinfect the place afterwards.
46 posted on
07/25/2006 10:49:32 AM PDT by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: photovoltaic
That isn't what you're supposed to cut off for Allah. A meat-saw circumcision, now that would have been worth reading about. Plus you get a souvenir that you can shoot from a rubber band gun. Don't these guys think about this stuff in advance?
To: photovoltaic
49 posted on
07/25/2006 11:13:25 AM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Democrats have never found a fight they couldn't run from...Ann Coulter)
To: photovoltaic
What w2ould the Budhist say? What is the sound of one hand clapping?
50 posted on
07/25/2006 11:14:46 AM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Democrats have never found a fight they couldn't run from...Ann Coulter)
To: photovoltaic
WILLIE AND THE HAND JIVE
Got a cool little chick named Rocking Millie.
He can walk and stroll and Susie Q
And do that crazy hand jive, too.
Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe
Doing the hand jive with sister Flo.
Grandma gave baby sister a dime;
Said, "Do that hand jive one more time."
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive,
Do that crazy jive.
Doctor and a lawyer and an Indian chief,
They all dig that crazy beat.
Way-Out Willie gave them all a treat
When he did that hand jive with his feet.
Chorus
Willie and Millie got married last fall.
They had a little Willie junior and that ain't all.
Well, the kids got crazy and it's plain to see,
Doing the hand jive on T.V.
Chorus
51 posted on
07/25/2006 11:16:13 AM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
To: photovoltaic
The man had a hankerin' for a hand sammich.
To: photovoltaic
55 posted on
07/25/2006 11:32:55 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: photovoltaic
"Customer at Market in Springfield Cuts Off His Hand"
Actually, when allah said "give me a hand" he meant applause.
56 posted on
07/25/2006 11:37:09 AM PDT by
BadAndy
("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
To: photovoltaic
I've bought goat meat at that market.
For the last time.
57 posted on
07/25/2006 11:37:23 AM PDT by
ko_kyi
To: photovoltaic
That poor, misguided man. I would think Allah would prefer he work to stay whole and healthy to support his family, but what do I know...
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