It isn't the Third World War. It is in fact the Fourth World War.
Sincerely yours,
L
P.S. Oh and you're a wanker, too.
Re #9: LOL! Might as well use a derogatory term in his own idiom.
(reverts to small typeface b/c she has no idea... Okay, what other World War did I miss? Is it the public schooling? I did grow up in Illinois. I thought we had a pretty good educational system--it was a Chicago suburb. ???)
Man, I feel so freaking stupid. Every time I visit this place. :)
The Cold War could have been a global war (as was the Seven Years War, and others before World War 1), but it was not a World War.