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To: Bad~Rodeo

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a Hezbollah. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined Hezbollah! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!

Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?

Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so f'ing good! I done got me 157 dead Hezbollahs killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!

Private Joker: Any women or children?

Door Gunner: Sometimes!

Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?

Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

Semper Fi'
Jarhead


25 posted on 07/21/2006 6:33:53 PM PDT by Buffettfan (VIVA LA MIGRA! - LONG LIVE THE MINUTEMEN!)
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To: Buffettfan
Re: your post 25

liable to be misinterpreted by lurkers, or those actively seeking to discredit FR...

43 posted on 07/21/2006 6:52:06 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Buffettfan

Hilarious! FMJ is one of my all-time favorites!

IDF Sergeant to Al Jazeera correspondent lying on the ground writhing in pain:

"What's your excuse, scumbag?"


48 posted on 07/21/2006 7:05:15 PM PDT by PAMadMax (Islam is the enemy of all mankind...AlJazeera is its PR Firm)
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