To: tomkow6; All
The police arrived and found a man dead on his living room floor with
a golf club next to his body.
They asked the woman, "Is this your husband?"
"Yes," she replied.
"Did you kill him?"
"Yes", she replied.
"It looks like you struck him eight times with this 3 iron. Is that correct?"
"Yes", she replied, "...but put me down for a five."
799 posted on
07/22/2006 8:01:24 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent)
To: Lady Jag
800 posted on
07/22/2006 8:01:44 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent)
To: Lady Jag
810 posted on
07/22/2006 8:14:34 AM PDT by
Mrs.Nooseman
(Proud supporter of our Troops and President GW!!!)
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