[reagan_fanatic]

Busty Female Shop Assistant: "Is this some kind of bust?"

Lt. Frank Drebin: "Well, it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions."

[Chances Are]

That reminds me of an episode of NYPD Blue some time ago.

It seems there was a murder in a seedy section of town (!), and Sipowicz and another cop were dispatched to check things out.

After arriving getting the basics of the crime scene down, Andy starts interviewing people there. One woman, an obvious "sex worker", as this article so gratuitously puts it, starts talking to Andy about whatever it was she saw, or heard, or whatever.

After taking her statement, Andy asked for her name.

"Libby Labia."

A perfectly drawn face of perfectly unexpressed ennui crosses Andy's face.

Andy repeats, rather incredulously, "Libby Labia?"

And the woman kind of smiles a bit and says, "Yeah!", and ambles off in another direction.

Upon retrospect, I guess the woman in question would be better labeled an "exotic dancer", and had her name changed to reflect opportunities that her chosen profession would provide.

Still, that was a classic scene in a classic episode.

CA....