[redstates4ever]

Obama: "Yes, yes, I promise, I'll deliver any woman you want to you - anytime - if you make me your veep."

[Jaxter]

And then what did he say after you called him an effing jew ba$tard?

[wideawake]

Obama: "So, Hillary, I ean into Suha the other day. She asked about you."

Hillary (a dreamy faraway look in her eyes): "Mmmm! How is she? Rowwwr!"

[IrishMike]

" Go on Hillary, look down, mine is bigger than Bills"

[Hegemony Cricket]

ok, I've got just shut up on this one - suffice it to say that scenes from Blazing Saddles are galloping through my head...

[Perdogg]

"Remember, The Queen of Diamonds?"

[wally-balls]

"Obama, check out my 'intellectually detached' look. Think it will sell?"

[synbad600]

"No Hillary, it isn't true. The treat is not sweeter and you will go back." (to women, that is)

[CrazyIvan]

"You're right, I do look just about as much black as you look female."

[demkicker]

Well, Obama, I'm trying to decide who to tap for my VP. So far, it's between you and Oprah.

[traditional1]

Ah, yes, the 2008 Democrat Dream Ticket.....

[AmericanMade1776]

Obama to Hillary "Who died? are we going to have another Party...errrr , I mean Memorial Service?"

[rod1]

Hillary... "Your only here for the mutual photo op. Listenting to you jabber is not included in the deal"

[llevrok]

"Nice try, sonny. You won't be the first black president. My husband was. What's more, don't try the Jewish angle either. I got that one covered...."

[Pericles_Parnassus]

Is it possible that she had a Talon Transplant? Hers are looking much sharper than they have in past years... (look at her hand) ;)

http://www.boneclones.com/catalog_claws.htm

[finnigan2]

Obama: "My talents are being wasted out there in the fields. Make me plantation overseer and I guarantee that in two years I can have these NAACP clowns believing that you're just a lighter shade of black."

Hitlery: "Hmmm. I've already assigned the overseer role to Bill, but the job of step n' fetch it is still open."

[Vision]

And then Coulter said, 'on the seventh day God rested, and liberals schemed.'

[mass55th]

After this photo op, it's back to bein' a field hand for you boy...and you know what I'm talkin' about!

[NRA2BFree]

"Remember Hillary, Jesus is the key to your presidency. Ya gotta throw his name around for the Right Wing Conspiracy nuts. That will fool them."

[OESY]

Obama: "Don't you worry about a thing. Blanco has sent us the names of enough
floaters to put you over the top in Illinois and probably every other tight race."

Hillary: "That's very nice of this boy, but if thinks he's going to be my VP,
he's dreaming of the wrong set-aside. I'll set aside his a** as my
contribution to his affirmative action crap talk."

[mikrofon]

% Ebony and Avarice %