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Well, what's a guy to do? When all of the babes are studying in their rooms it's difficult to get a sense of the local talent.....

(hopefully I don't need to add a 'sarcasm' tag to that......)

1 posted on 07/19/2006 10:53:05 PM PDT by Stoat
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That's one way to pick up a hot chick.


2 posted on 07/19/2006 10:55:49 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ......The Ca GOP: Where conservatives votes count but their opinions don't.)
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No babes in da Big House..


3 posted on 07/19/2006 10:56:01 PM PDT by Dallas59
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Did it work?/sarc

Maybe he'll meet some 'babes' in the Orange County Jail.

What a flamer!


4 posted on 07/19/2006 10:56:31 PM PDT by austinaero
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Creep was looking for a Hot Box.


5 posted on 07/19/2006 10:56:44 PM PDT by Global2010 (Go for the Last Round up... Getta along letta Doggies Getta Along)
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Maybe he should be introduced to the woman who called 911 to meet "a cute cop."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203522,00.html


6 posted on 07/19/2006 10:57:49 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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30 years. No parole.

The nation requires exactly zero alleged humans such as this chap. Were I of an evil mind, I should say that his sentence should include involuntary harvesting of his assorted organs. However, that simply isn't practical -- the organs each of them probably contain the taint of his mind and are therefore thoroughly unsafe to transplant.

7 posted on 07/19/2006 10:57:50 PM PDT by SAJ (Who doesn't jump is a French! (FReeper 'an italian') Wonderful comment!)
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Instead of candles, flowers and serenades, we get setting fire as a way to win a date. Wow, its post-modern romance. When you're hot, you're REALLY hot!

(Go Israel, Go! Slap 'Em, Down Hezbullies.)

8 posted on 07/19/2006 10:58:22 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women

Oh come one, who *hasn't* done this?

9 posted on 07/19/2006 11:01:12 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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"MAAAN! Did you see the burn marks on that guy. JEEZ? Uh, are you dating anyone?"


10 posted on 07/19/2006 11:02:24 PM PDT by Tulsa Ramjet ("If not now, when?")
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panty raid!


11 posted on 07/19/2006 11:02:40 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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He thinks he's a hunk of burnin' love.


14 posted on 07/19/2006 11:06:13 PM PDT by The Red Zone
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To: Stoat; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


"Arson...yeah, chicks dig that..."



19 posted on 07/19/2006 11:11:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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Gives new meaning to "flushing out the chicks".


28 posted on 07/19/2006 11:38:33 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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He'd have done it. But he wouldn't have got caught.

29 posted on 07/19/2006 11:44:28 PM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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"Come on, baby, light my fire."


32 posted on 07/19/2006 11:55:06 PM PDT by MistrX
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I've always found buying women drinks and chatting them up works best.


38 posted on 07/20/2006 4:07:53 AM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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What a dummy....the girls are going to think the firemen are hotter anyway.


39 posted on 07/20/2006 4:10:52 AM PDT by Skip Ripley
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Just Damn-sky!

41 posted on 07/20/2006 5:39:54 AM PDT by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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I can see how it might work:

"Your back is on fire, let me put that out. Doing anything on Friday night?"


46 posted on 07/20/2006 11:52:57 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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did the perp at least timed the fire around when most women in the dorm would have been taking showers or wearing their nighties? ...


51 posted on 07/20/2006 12:23:22 PM PDT by Republican Party Reptile
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