Iran's Ahmadinejad sends letter to Germany's Merkel

The Washington Post ^ | July 19, 2006 | Reuters

[Bald Eagle777]

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has written to German Chancellor Angela Merkel, the ISNA students news agency reported on Wednesday, but the contents of his letter were not immediately clear.

[Bald Eagle777]

Ahmadinejad to Merkel: "I love you"

Merkel to Ahmadinejad: "I want a divorce."

[BunnySlippers]

About the back rub?

[ChocChipCookie]

How can we get those Joooo camps up and running again??

[dighton]

He wants expedited visas for Iran’s crack Holocaust research team.

[The Blitherer]

but the contents of his letter were not immediately clear.

Neither were the contents of his letter to Bush...something about What Would Jesus Do and Please Become a Muslim, I think.

[LSUfan]

Here's the part that pees me off:

"A German diplomat confirmed the report but the Iranian Foreign Ministry was not immediately available to comment on the contents of the letter to one of Iran's leading trade partners."

Seimens and Daimler Benz do hundreds of millions of dollars of business per year with the Ayatollahs. Iran's missile transport trucks are Mercedes and Seimens has helped them with all sorts of networking and communications infrastructure, which helps their Command and Control of their military assets.

[billstone]

He wants the names and addresses of any retired Gestapo agents in Germany.

[kinghorse]

Why doesn't the USA give Daimler Chysler grief over this? Still collecting on Iacocca's bailout?

[mkjessup]

From The Glorious Islamic Presidential Desk for the Return of the 12th Imam, Allah's Humble Servant, Madman Ahmadjihad:

To: Chancellor Angela Merkel
Re: Tourist Information

Dear Infidel B*tch Who Should Be Covering Her Face:

I am planning on a visit to Germany later this year after the defeat of the Great Satan and the wiping out of the Jewish vermin from the holy soil of Palestine, and I wish to pay appropriate homage and tribute to former German Chancellor Adolph Hitler.

Could you please provide directions to Herr Hitler's tomb and the hours the public may visit to see his perfectly preserved body.

I wish to observe the technique so that the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini might at some future point be exhumed and his body restored and preserved for the benefit of the Iranian people.

Looking forward to killing as many of you infidels as possible,

Heil Hitler!

Madman Ahmadjihad,
President of the Iranian Islamic Republic,
Defender of the Islamic Faith,
Mayor of Mahdiville,
Maintenance Supervisor for the Holy Well of the 12th Imam

[jackieaxe]

Maybe he wants to know if there really was a Holocaust. Anyway, the world would be better off is this wack job was dead.

[shield]

Probably the same type of letter someone wrote Bush....I for one minute don't believe he [lunatic president...who thinks he's the 12th Imam...yeah, right and I'm a female Jesus Christ] wrote that long winded letter to Bush...laying out islam protocol before declaring war on USA...what a joke we've been in a war with Iran since the late 70's.

[Bald Eagle777]

Always follow the money trail.

[RichInOC]

Sehr geehrte Frau Bundeskanzlerin Merkel:

Come to Allah.

In the Name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible,
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


Sehr geehrter Herr President Ahmadinejad:

You know those stories you've been asking about, the ones about how we have ways of dealing with uppity religious minorities? They're all true. Don't push it.

Kernwaffe macht frei,
Angela Merkel