To: SaveUS; longshadow
I see some of the craziest things in these threads. I wonder if these arguments work on any of the people they try them on? Tomzz blaming the deaths of 10's of millions of people on evolutionists ... Pay no attention to prophets of false teachings. The anti-Darwin cult is leading you astray, because they want to keep you in darkness. I will now reveal the truthtm -- all those millions of deaths can be directly attributed to the increased usage of flush toilets.
Did Adam use a flush toilet? Did Noah? Did Abraham? Did Jesus? No!!! The flush toilet is a denial of all that is holy!!! It is a device from the bowels of Hell. We must end this menace now!
297 posted on
07/20/2006 6:37:00 AM PDT by
PatrickHenry
(The Enlightenment gave us individual rights, free enterprise, and the theory of evolution.)
To: PatrickHenry
Did Adam use a flush toilet? Did Noah? You mean Noah had to shovel his own #$%* in addition to all those pairs of animals? (He probably made his sons do most of the shoveling, I'm guessing.)
298 posted on
07/20/2006 6:57:50 AM PDT by
Quark2005
("Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs." -Matthew 7:6)
To: PatrickHenry
I will now reveal the truth™ -- all those millions of deaths can be directly attributed to the increased usage of flush toilets. And so begins a "Festival of Excretory Obsession"....
300 posted on
07/20/2006 7:05:46 AM PDT by
longshadow
(FReeper #405, entering his ninth year of ignoring nitwits, nutcases, and recycled newbies)
To: PatrickHenry
"The flush toilet is a denial of all that is holy!!! It is a device from the bowels of Hell. We must end this menace now!"
Now we're making sense! Thank you Pat. And no pun intended on the "bowels of Hell" comment I'm sure. LOL
310 posted on
07/20/2006 8:56:40 AM PDT by
SaveUS
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