My wife never screamed during childbirth. After I finished my contract and was back stateside, I woke up screaming quite a few times. The CNNI, BBC, and "local" news stuff was stuck in a continuous loop. Weirdest thing.
LOL!
I didn't scream either. But I won't bore you with stories of my heroics in the delivery room. LOL! Except to say I was asked to allow a foreign doctor to observe an American woman give birth. I accepted and was honored to be able to represent the United States of America in that capacity. LOLOLOL! No kidding!
You could have cut the tension with a knife. Now I'm kidding.
They only used the knife on the umbilical cord. ROTF!