Jeff Foxworthy is, of course, my favorite of the four members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Two lines of his are especially memorable to me. "You might be a redneck if directions to your house include the phrase, 'When you turn off the paved road....' " That line applies to me. I live at the end of a half-mile gravel road in the Blue Ridge Mountains.
The other one is, "You might be a redneck if you have ever been too drunk to fish." Think about that one. How is that possible, since you can fish while lying flat on your back with the fishing line tried to your big toe. LOL. That's downright philosophical.
John / Billybob
How is that possible, since you can fish while lying flat on your back with the fishing line tried to your big toe. LOL. That's downright philosophical.Ah, but you never notice the tug on the toe when you're ralphing up your guts.
See, I've thought about this. ;^)
I live at the end of a half-mile gravel road in the Blue Ridge Mountains.My father is near Eidson, TN, on the other side of "them thar hills"... and he loves your pieces nearly as much as I do.