ANYBODY WANNA SEE MY ELVIS IMPERSONATION?.........
ANYBODY WANNA SEE MY ELVIS IMPERSONATION?.........
Yep, I *knew* this was gonna be the first pic posted here! LOL
The Expert said this showed how the Japanese PM was "relaxed." My question is: with a haircut like that, how could you be anything other than relaxed?
I think this is a cross between that Iron Chef dude and The Flying Nun---but, hey, he's a great guy so I say, wear your hair anyway you want, man!
"Wayzzu mahnu seyu, onry foozu roshu eenu."
Another caption to that photo:
Koizumi: "Okay... now stop me if you've heard this one...
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport.
The fare was US$300. The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
