LOL - nice work!
IIRC, G. Gordon Liddy used to refer to Halperin as "the odiuos Morton Halperin."
Off topic: Mark, you need to make sure someone at Newsbusters gets their hands on David Wright's report at the top of tonight's ABC World News Tonight. It was so amazingly biased against Israel and the US (he actually found a woman who was screaming into the camera something along the lines of "I blame you, Bush!"), that it needs to be Fisked line by line.