Posted on 07/14/2006 3:30:27 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
"He's pure evil!!"
what do you want to bet he happen to use some of his spare time watching the world cup?
No..impossible..there are only 26 letters in the alphabet
Lol! This thread has me rolling.
JERRY: You quit the post office?
NEWMAN: Kind of. I'm still collecting checks, I'm just not delivering mail.
Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty damn serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf.
Now, go enjoy a nice hot bowl of oatmeal.
"Yea, Jerry. He's the guy who called me Norman in post number 2 ! I loathe that name. Loathe it!!!!!
What a hoot! The most infamous mailman since Cliff Clavin! (Who, BTW, now has his own show on the Travel Channel).
Norman's onesie swimsuit cracks me up.
"Olli, ollie, oxen free!"
At least your son was guilty. I kept finding Little Debbie wrappers on our den floor. I thought our sons were covering for each other and I fussed at them almost every day about being pigs.
It wasn't them. I finally caught our cat tossing Little Debbie treats to the dogs from the top of the refrigerator.
That's funny! That would've been great to catch that on video :)
That Little Debbie is a cutie.
{At Mendy's Resaurant}
Bania: Oh, get the Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls Jerry. Best Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls in the city. The BEST!
Jerry: I'll have the Nutty Bars.
ROFLMAO....only in the Euro-weenie system.
USPS takes a lot of abuse, a lot of it deserved, but my career gave me a close look at the PO. They can layout, show up at work with ridiculous medical profiles, file union grievances, etc., etc. But when they screw around with the mail, they are heading to JAIL. USA!
I do wish that I could have. The cat was throughly enjoying watching the dogs beg.
of course,he had to take all the checks out,all the netflix movies and all the other goodies....But,he will get around to giving those residents the bills...Months later but, at least he got them to their designated place.....
JERRY: I think he's gonna need, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
NEWMAN: Mouth-to-mouth?
JERRY: Yeah.
NEWMAN: Huh.
JERRY: Well? Go ahead.
NEWMAN: You go.
JERRY: You knocked him out.
NEWMAN: Yeah, but you pulled him in.
JERRY: Come on Newman. Do it.
NEWMAN: Nah.
JERRY: He might die.
NEWMAN: Yeah. Maybe.
I hate the Drake!
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