"Dude....cry me a freakin' river.
Perhaps you should have waited in line and applied legally."
Who says he didn't ? ... certainly not this news report ...
"Who says he didn't ? ... certainly not this news report ..."
From what I gather it does not take 25 years to get an answer from the State dept.
I might be reaching here, but this reads like he's ready to call the moving truck:
Jorge, a real estate agent, was wondering how he would break the news to his wife, who had been enchanted with the small-town friendliness she found in Hazleton, a small city in the hills 80 miles northwest of Philadelphia. "I'm sad. I loved it here," Jorge said.