Expect the anti-smoking Nazis to demand a law requiring all females to have "no smoking" signs tattooed on their G-spots.
Too bad I used my GI Educational Benefits to go to College, or I might just think of taking up a sideline business (is 62 too old?) study tattooing?
Of course my eyesight is not what it used to be, so I guess it would have to be along the lines of "touchy-feely"?
I could go on with this, but as this is a "family-oriented" site, I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.