[InvisibleChurch]

Specter called the negotiations with the White House “torturous.”

I guess they made Arlen wear a lampshade on his head.

[Kenny Bunkport]

If only.

[muawiyah]

Still, it was terribly difficult to attach the alligator clips on the battery wires to his testicles.

[hophead]

I think with the spineless people in charge of this "war" on terror, I may just have to learn to speak Farsi and start reading the Koran and become a muslim. I may then complain to the ACLU if MY phone is tapped or MY email is read.