[sdk7x7]

CNN: "DAN RATHER: WHAT HAPPENED?"

Unbelievable...

[nhoward14]

CNN has been whistling past the graveyard for so long they are now in a six foot deep rut.

They allow actual news to pass them by so they can try to be Viagra for Dan Rather's career.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

CNN: "DAN RATHER: WHAT HAPPENED?"
DR: Well, some Republican operatives foisted a diabolically clever forgery off on my producer, whom through years of board certified journalist experience I'd learned to trust.
CNN (Interrupting): NO DAN, what happened in Lebanon.
DR: It all goes back to Florida in 2000 when the One Man who could have - did I mention that I had coffee with Murrow in the CBS cafeteria in 1958? - anyway, when the One Man who could have brought us World Peace, Liberty, Equality and Fraternity was swept aside by a right wing tide emanating from Fox News, that eventually swallowed up CBS, and even now laps at the shores of CNN was denied the opportunity by his opponent's father's lackeys on the Supreme Court...
CNN (annoyed): What has any of this got to do with the Middle East?
DR: Isn't obvious? The strawberries!...
CNN (relieved): Thank you, Dan, but we have to switch now to Larry King who has an interview with the latest celebrity diet doctor you absolutely won't wanna miss, now this from Oldsmobile..