Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Let's see now. . . . . . . .
NO Jesus
NO Christmas
NO television
NO cheerleaders
NO baseball
NO football
NO hockey
NO golf
NO tailgate parties
NO Wal-Mart
NO Home Depot
NO pork BBQ
NO hot dogs
NO burgers
NO chocolate chip cookies
NO lobster
NO shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
NO gumbo
NO jambalaya
NO Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
If I had more than one wife, I be looking to sign up for the suicide bomber corp.
That's got to be the funniest thing I've read all week! Thanks
Sure there's a mystery here. Specifically, how you manage to insert at least 3 blank lines for each line you post.
I can't help but say, reading your post allieviated some of my pent up frustration with the Muslum condition, it was witty and true. There is a Muslum owned store across teh street , he overcharges on taxes, and I spotted it, no receipts , and so they can't add either,,,,,,,,,OR do they like making extra money to send to Hamas etc. since he made it a point, as in a warning to me, the next day, that he was from Jerusalem, and not Jordan, an ally of the U.S. Now, I ask myself, why would the owner come up to me as I sat waiting for a bus, if not to indirectly threaten me?? as in, if I report it , well, out comes the knife????? anyway, they can't use a cash register properly either
Yes, for me there is a major unfathomable mystery: why someone would want to convert to that "religion" in the first place? Especially, women. Why would a woman choose to become an anonymous, sub-human who must hide herself from view? I know women suffer more from self-esteem issues than men do, but I still don't get the appeal.