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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Let's see now. . . . . . . .


NO Jesus


NO Christmas

NO television


NO cheerleaders


NO baseball


NO football


NO hockey


NO golf


NO tailgate parties


NO Wal-Mart


NO Home Depot


NO pork BBQ


NO hot dogs


NO burgers


NO chocolate chip cookies


NO lobster


NO shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks


NO gumbo


NO jambalaya


NO Beer


Rags for clothes and towels for hats.


Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.


Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.


More than one wife.


You can't shave


Your wives can't shave.


You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.


The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.


Your bride is picked by someone else.


She smells just like your donkey.


But your donkey has a better disposition.


Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!


I mean, really, is there a mystery here?


8 posted on 07/12/2006 8:45:44 PM PDT by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: edcoil
More than one wife

If I had more than one wife, I be looking to sign up for the suicide bomber corp.

12 posted on 07/12/2006 8:48:00 PM PDT by staytrue
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To: edcoil

That's got to be the funniest thing I've read all week! Thanks


19 posted on 07/12/2006 9:09:16 PM PDT by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: edcoil
How Do Mulsims Think?

Zidane thinks like a Crazy Muslim
and can't take a little on field BS.

I'd like to RED CARD all Muslims
out of the US and Europe.

20 posted on 07/12/2006 9:09:53 PM PDT by Major_Risktaker ("If a fence doesn't work then why does Bush have one around the White House?")
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To: edcoil

Sure there's a mystery here. Specifically, how you manage to insert at least 3 blank lines for each line you post.


39 posted on 07/13/2006 12:17:48 AM PDT by SAJ (Who doesn't jump is a French! (FReeper 'an italian') Wonderful comment!)
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To: edcoil
You forgot, NO COFFEE, which means I will resist Islam to the death.
41 posted on 07/13/2006 12:23:17 AM PDT by FredZarguna ("If freedom wasn't free it would be called 'expensivedom.'" -- Mama Cindy)
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To: edcoil

I can't help but say, reading your post allieviated some of my pent up frustration with the Muslum condition, it was witty and true. There is a Muslum owned store across teh street , he overcharges on taxes, and I spotted it, no receipts , and so they can't add either,,,,,,,,,OR do they like making extra money to send to Hamas etc. since he made it a point, as in a warning to me, the next day, that he was from Jerusalem, and not Jordan, an ally of the U.S. Now, I ask myself, why would the owner come up to me as I sat waiting for a bus, if not to indirectly threaten me?? as in, if I report it , well, out comes the knife????? anyway, they can't use a cash register properly either


45 posted on 07/13/2006 1:08:40 AM PDT by Keisha
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To: edcoil
"I mean, really, is there a mystery here?"

Yes, for me there is a major unfathomable mystery: why someone would want to convert to that "religion" in the first place? Especially, women. Why would a woman choose to become an anonymous, sub-human who must hide herself from view? I know women suffer more from self-esteem issues than men do, but I still don't get the appeal.

54 posted on 07/13/2006 5:10:03 AM PDT by GBA
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