FreeRupublic is for Nancy Boys!
And now, the kitties........
You're obviously an unsupervised latchkey kid of a single parent or two working parents, and there is no one to see that you get your Ritalin.
Hopefully you've gotten enough confirmation that your behavior is annoying and you can settle back into Cartoon Network for a while until the next impulse to act out forces you to find a way to act the fool.