Posted on 07/10/2006 12:21:54 PM PDT by leebert
LoL.
BTW.
You are not allowed to be this funny on FR.com!
Yeah, it's been a long time since he updated. Around the '04 election. I'm glad to see he's still got the magic touch.
I take no credit for that. I found it on FR one day and I don't remember who posted it. It is one of the funniest things I have ever read on FR.
What If the Iraq War was a RTS
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buSH: going to rush saddam wanna join.
JacCHrik: noway man not rdy yet wait
coaler: cant join need better gov rating.
buSH: right! You guys are allied with saDDam huh.
JacCHrik: buSH you noob wait we help later.
BuSH: FU I go now
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buSH: LOL. We don't need you cheese eating surrender monkeys! coal, you in? great blitzkrieg area
coaler: nine gov rating to low need to wait.
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buSH: hey saDy, give us weapons, give us tribute or we invade
saDDam: we got nothing our techtree soks
buSH: ya right we saw you plaster your internal revolt
saDDam: big mistake hit wrong key. no money no tech
buSH: let us send units in to see, share your map with us
SaDDam: right do I Iook stupid, you see what I have then rush me
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#unilateralism:
bagDadBob: we winning buSH soks
buSH: look east, look west, look south, look in the middle your captial.
BagDadBob: WTF where they come from, cheat you haked the game, where you get that hak
***iraq has been eliminated
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buSH: awesome we rule mission accomplished!
***buSH cheers
***buSH does a dance
#occupation
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pBremer: cool I have palaces
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zarCOWI: we have bombs.
pBremer: us too
zarCOWI: we strap ours to women and childern
pBremer: WTF, sh** you crazy
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pBremer: d**** power need to get that fixed
***zarCOWI has developed IDE
***US units capture saDDAM
***saDDAM joins prison channel
#press
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msm: look, I found bad pictures gross out. people being tortured I thought this game was rated for everyone need to report to hilliary and company
zarCOWI: buSH soks.
buSH: great now the rating police are going to shut the game down.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_200572211.asp
if thats the best then theres no reason for me to click on the link
as well as American soldiers. I dont think they would think its funny either
Having a nuclear armed Japan is the last thing on earth NK (or China, for that matter) want. A former Japanese PM, I forget which one, once said,"If Japan decides on Monday that it needs nuclear weapons, by Friday we will have them.".........
Lame-ness of these comix is a western concept. The whole point is to humiliate KJI, which it does.............
Kimmy ping
Hey, your quote made the Kim Jung Il Comix website!
Bwa-ha-ha.
I'm honored.
Ok, maybe I was, uh, a little harsh.
Anything that shows Kim Jung II for the bitch he is can't be all that bad.
5.56mm
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