I sent my 5 year old to kindergarten once covered with BandAids. So I get a call.
"Why's your kid covered with Band Aids?"
So I say "Have you looked under any of the?"
"Uh, No".
"Well why not? He likes Band Aids, but there's nothing under any of them".
Needless to say I made sure, despite tears, he didn't wear any Band Aids after that unless he really needed them.
That is a great story! It has a depth that I actually have to think about a bit...