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To: Andy from Beaverton
I have the same problem everytime I touch a basketball.:)
2 posted on
07/08/2006 12:00:00 PM PDT by
Perdogg
To: Andy from Beaverton
Okie dokie.
I hope this suit is successful, because people tell me I look like Eric Clapton, and I think he has money.
3 posted on
07/08/2006 12:00:13 PM PDT by
Dog Gone
To: Andy from Beaverton
seems an entirely reasonable case and I hope he gets all 832 million dollars that he deserves.
/sarc
To: Andy from Beaverton
Can we just shoot this guys lawyer instead?
5 posted on
07/08/2006 12:00:44 PM PDT by
digger48
To: Andy from Beaverton
Heckard, an airport shuttle driver and auto detailer.....and shake down artist
Doogle
6 posted on
07/08/2006 12:00:56 PM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF...8th TFW...Ubon Thailand...408thMMS..."69"...Night Line Delivery...AMMO!!)
To: Andy from Beaverton
He should sue JJ Walker too:
To: Andy from Beaverton
If all black men look alike, then all black men look like Michael Jordan... /fallacy
Really, this guy doesn't look a bit like Michael Jordan and if he feels harassed, all he needs to do is grow his hair.
11 posted on
07/08/2006 12:03:34 PM PDT by
coconutt2000
(NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
To: Andy from Beaverton
He will settle out of court for what ever scrap he will get. when an A-hole
12 posted on
07/08/2006 12:04:10 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(At least drunken sailors spend their own money, Congress doesn't.)
One way to stop crap litigation like this: Loser pays.
14 posted on
07/08/2006 12:04:37 PM PDT by
clintonh8r
(Jack Murtha? Not in my Marine Corps!)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Dear Allen,
You don't look like Mike.
15 posted on
07/08/2006 12:04:49 PM PDT by
Tired of Taxes
(That's taxes, not Texas. I have no beef with TX. NJ has the highest property taxes in the nation.)
To: Eaker; humblegunner; antivenom; eastforker; Flyer; Humidston; RikaStrom; stevie_d_64; Texan64; ...
16 posted on
07/08/2006 12:04:50 PM PDT by
TheMom
(Dix now has a fellow Texan to talk politics with. R.I.P. TexasCowboy.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
It used to be that you only found Looney Tunes at the Disney studios but now they're everywhere in our country.
17 posted on
07/08/2006 12:05:46 PM PDT by
jazusamo
(DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
I'm gonna have to sue Abe Vigoda.
20 posted on
07/08/2006 12:10:38 PM PDT by
Pylon
(Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Can anyone recommend a good plastic surgeon?
22 posted on
07/08/2006 12:10:47 PM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client
25 posted on
07/08/2006 12:13:18 PM PDT by
apackof2
(That Girl is a Cowboy)
To: Andy from Beaverton
I'm often mistaken, usually by women, for somebody else ... though the ladies who say so can never seem to remember who. It happens quite a lot.
I wish I knew it was, so that I could sue the guy....
27 posted on
07/08/2006 12:14:20 PM PDT by
r9etb
To: Andy from Beaverton
The Oregonian!? I thought it was
The Onion.
Wanta bet Nike gives him $5000 to go away.
5.56mm
28 posted on
07/08/2006 12:15:30 PM PDT by
M Kehoe
To: Andy from Beaverton
The judge should throw out the case. Then he should order his bailiff to beat Heckard until he no longer looks like Mike. There, problem solved.
30 posted on
07/08/2006 12:15:43 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Loose lips sink ships - and the New York Times really doesn't have a problem with sinking ships.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
I hope no one out there looks like Helen Thomas. Now that person would really have my sympathy.
To: Andy from Beaverton
LOL - turn about is fair play. MJ should sue for him attempting to look like him..... besmirching his good looks or some such.
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