Ah, the "Unitarian Universalist Church" believing in everything, and believing in nothing!
http://www.uua.org/aboutuu/
..."With its historical roots in the Jewish and Christian traditions, Unitarian Universalism is a liberal religion -- that is, a religion that keeps an open mind to the religious questions people have struggled with in all times and places. We believe that personal experience, conscience and reason should be the final authorities in religion, and that in the end religious authority lies not in a book or person or institution, but in ourselves...".
Rev. Lovejoy: Here's a box of Unitarian candies.
Lisa Simpson: But the box is empty?
Rev. Lovejoy: Exactly!
Sounds like you've known a few Unitarians...