"You CANNOT go into a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts without a slight Indian accent."
THey'll look at you funny if you do a Jamaican accent although a touch of a brogue does make you more understandable.
Still don't have the quote exactly right. And can you tell what he said before "I'm not joking"?
And it's interesting to see how it is delivered, versus how it comes out in writing. I printed out his words, and found that people took it as "those durn immigrants are taking the jobs," while people who watched the video said, "that's so offensive to Indian-Americans...as if they all are in convenience stores..."