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Joke from a friend | 7/6/2006 | Cyclone59

[Cyclone59]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do??

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Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while hewas stabbing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss it with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Republican's Answer: BANG!

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Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?" Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?!" Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"

[Grampa Dave]

Good.

Actually, the first and last whine/thought of this liberal: "This is Bush's Fault!"

[ShadowAce]

False question--A Democrat would never be caught carrying a Glock.

[Sunshine Sister]

Thanks for the laugh!

[rstrahan]

Definitely a redneck :D

[Filo]

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

9 shots in a Glock? My arse! 15 in the mag, one in the pipe. No Click, either. First of all, the slide will be locked back after the last shot so you wouldn't hear the trigger pull. Second, everyone knows to count their shots. You've got to be aware of every aspect of the situation when defending your life and family.

Besides, if you're that good a shot you need no more than 3. A quick double-tap drops him and then a shot to the head keeps him down for good. Why waste ammo when he may have "friends" nearby?

Okay, have I overanalyzed the joke yet?

[Cobra64]

Redneck. Here's my Glock to prove it.

[Cyclone59]

overanalyzed is an understatment. You were assuming that the gun was fully loaded before the first shot. Notice the groupings comments. Then the redneck was shotting this turd a few times for each of his good buddies...you know for story time. But mainly just funny as hell.