The DOD has just announced that they are dismantling their nuclear program in favor of the development of the innovative second-hand-smoke bomb.
The new bomb, developed by DARPA in the late 90's, was financed by the revenue generated from the numberous tobacco settlements.
An anonymous Pentagon official stated, "According to all of the data gathered from these lawsuits, second-hand-smoke is the deadliest stuff on the planet. It would be a disservice to national defense not to weaponize it."
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Excellent!