[ExpatGator]

We will come back into the fold, only if you adopt our Constitution and agree that beer should be consumed cold.

[Michael Goldsberry]

... and coffee is better than tea...

[CrazyIvan]

"We will come back into the fold, only if you adopt our Constitution and agree that beer should be consumed cold."

I propose a compromise; We both make beer worth consuming at ANY temperature and share! Although some of England's favorite sons summed it up well, "American beer is like making love in a canoe, it's F***ing close to water!" (Monty Python)