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I'm fat, dumb and happy about today. The shuttle flew, and NK had public duds. Maybe we got to test some advanced toys, maybe not. Good enough for another bev!
But Logical One is slitting wrists! Go figure!
It's not a maser.
If we're wishing, how about a chain of X-Ray Lasersats in orbit. :-P (Look up how an x-ray laser is generated by a sat.)