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To: Chi-townChief
You can't beat Frank Zappa's "Harder than your husband" for an odd artist to be doing country.

Here's a few actual C&W titles from an email, but I don't know the artists:

"If I'd a shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now"
"I hate every bone in your body but mine"
"You're the reason our kids are so ugly"
"She Broke My Heart At Walgreen's (And I Cried All The Way To Sears)"
"She Made Toothpicks From The Timber Of My Heart"
"(I'm Pouring) Straight Tequila Over Mixed Emotions"
"I Can't Get Over You 'Til You Get Out From Under Him"
"There's A Tear In My Beer ('Cause I'm Crying For you, Dear) "
"Think Of Me (When You're Under Him) "
"If I Can't Live Without Her, How Come I Ain't Dead? "
"If I Had It To Do All Over Again (I'd Do It All Over You) "
"I'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like You're Here)"

4 posted on 07/02/2006 9:56:26 AM PDT by Slump Tester ( What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: Slump Tester

I was the recording engineer for a demo of that last one, it's a classic.


5 posted on 07/02/2006 10:35:49 AM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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To: Slump Tester

Have you heard the new one called "Redneck Love Gone Bad?" I heard it on a C&W station here in Florida last week.


7 posted on 07/02/2006 11:10:09 AM PDT by RightField (The older you get ... the older "old" is !)
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To: Slump Tester
"Harder than your husband"

LOL I just played that song not more than2 days ago. Zappa's You Are What You Is is a classic.

28 posted on 07/02/2006 11:56:20 PM PDT by FierceDraka ("I am not a number - I am a FREE MAN!")
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